Thursday, December 5, 2013

Eight-Word Reviews: Part 44 and a 4th

If you name a movie on my Facebook page or tweet me one, AND if I've seen it, I'll 8-word review it. Warning: I'm honest.


Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Surprisingly awesome. Funniest Marvel movie yet...sorry Joss.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

HG's Kill Bill Vol.2: Good story; lacking action.

Gravity (2013)

2013's Life of Pi. Will win Best Cinematography.

Ender's Game (2013)

Wicked fun for kids geeks of all ages.

Banshee Season 1 (2013)

Bullets, boobs, brawls, repeat. 2013's BEST. NEW. SHOW.

Prisoners (2013)

(Mystic River - Eastwood) x Fincher x Fincher x Fincher x Fincher

The Way, Way Back (2013)

Boring as shit, save for Sam Rockwell's wit.

Limitless (2010, requested by Sarah L.)

Do drugs: gain superpowers, and meet Robert Deniro!

The Conjuring (2013)

"Wanna make another generic ghost flick?" "Fuck yeah!"